If you get sick easily by reading gross things, um, TURN AWAY, I’m not kidding, this is serious, do not blame me if you keep going… 

My favorite thing about being a parent is how often the kids are sick, and how often they throw up for no apparent reason, and finally, all the creative places they do it because young kids don’t really get the whole “I better get to the crapper cause I’m gonna puke” thing, you know?  I wonder if they are training themselves to stay thin later in life (inappropriate, but I had say it because one of you, dear readers, thought it; besides, bones are beautiful)?

My daughter is four years old. 

Tonight, I took a break for reading for admin law and bankruptcy procedure, and I cleaned up what my daughter thought I think of law school.  We had pizza for dinner, she had four giant pieces, she threw up four giant pieces two hours later, barely digested, crust, cheese, sauce, ect… in the sink.  It immediately clogged the drain, so it didn’t drain.  I picked it out and threw it away, all four chewed up partially digested pieces. 

Gross.  

One Response to “You Are Not Going To Like This, Maybe You Should Click Away…”

  1. ana Says:

    =)

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