The Corner In The Middle

Law exams are exactly like that night you got drunk and brought a hot woman home.  You worked hard all night, drinking, talking it up, acting like you were awesome, and you scored by bringing her home.  Just like law school, you worked hard, drank a lot, got A’s (and that one B in anthropology, but seriously, who are they fooling, they can’t even get paying jobs outside of academia), you talked up yourself to the law school admissions people, and (maybe after some drinks themselves) they let you in.  But my friends, there’s more here…

If you don’t perform well on a law school exam, you probably can’t blame it on having too much to drink right before the big act.  See, that hot girl (law school looks awesome before you get to see it up close and personal) is now going to go tell all her (and your) friends how horrible you did on that one time, just like law exams.  See, your prof is going to tell the whole interested world how terribly you performed for them.  You only get one shot to impress both a hot girl, and the law professor.  But, I guess if you fail the exam, unlike that hot girl at the bar, you get another shot next semester, not necessarily because you want to though.

Maybe no slate is worse than a dirty one?

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