The Corner In The Middle

Dear Santa Professor:

Please don’t fail me.  Please dig deep into your bag of goodies and find a nice shiny brand new A for me this year!  I have been pretty good: I came to your class (mostly), I answered some of your questions (right or wrong, who’s to say), I did some reading (in the hornbooks and nutshells), I outlined (actually a Mr. Gilbert outlined but I paid for it), and I even came in and followed the directions you provided on the final exam. 

I will leave many cookies out (well, the broken one’s left from the many bags I’m eating right now) and some milk (that I bought for thanksgiving that no one wanted), please help yourself and enjoy it while you try to find your way through my muddy analysis of every question you asked me to answer, and remember, there’s no right answer, if the courts can disagree, so can we.  Every attorney gets paid for the representation as long as it’s not negligent!

Sincerely,

Fat-Plaid-Shirt

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